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EGG TALK |
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The idea for this page was created by the Eggs who never
get to see a client and just sit at their computers all day. They wanted to say
a few things... personal stuff... and even the occasional hatching of a new edition
of Eggies. It's all here so have a gander at the internals of 2Eggs...the eggs
behind the scenes so to speak.
2Eggs Glossary of Terms:
Poached Egg – an egg that is being hunted
Boiled Egg – the sorry one that couldn’t roll away fast enough
Scrambled Egg – a confused egg (usually becomes poached, then boiled)
Sunny side up – the smiling, happy egg
Fried egg – eggs and electrical sockets don’t go well together
Speaking Eggolonian for Dummies (part 1):
• What the egg is going on!! - What are you doing!!
• Have you seen my eggs? - Have you seen my wallet / mobile / key’s
eggtc.,
• I drop my egg - I rest my case.
• I need to drop an egg or two – I have to go to the toilet.
• Can you please eggxplain that to me? - Can you please tell me what you
mean?
• How many eggs will that cost us? – How much do we need to pay?
• Break your eggs – Break a leg.
• Are we talking about hardeggs or softeggs now? - are we talking about
hardware or software now?
• Please guy’s give me an egg – Please guy’s give me
a chance/break.
• Every time I hit this button it comes up with a big egg - Every time
I hit this button it comes up with a big error.
List of technicalities used at 2Eggs:
• AUTOEXEGG.BAT - AUTOEXEC.BAT
• BACK-EGG – BACK-UP
• EGGIE – COOKIE
• EGGMAIL – E-MAIL
• WINEGG – WINAMP
• EGGSECUTABLE - EXECUTABLE
• MPEGG - MPEG
• WEBEGGSTER – WEBMASTER
• VIRTUAL EGGALITY – VIRTUAL REALITY
• TEMPEGG – TEMPLATE
• HEADEGG – BOSS
• WEBEGG – WEB DEVELOPER
• EGGIE – TECHIE
• EGG SANDWICH – EGG SANDWICH (ouch!)
• HELPEGG – WIZARD
• SEGGS - …..
• UPEGG – UPGRADE, UPDATE
• WINZEGG – WINZIP
• EGG-TEAM – 3 PARTNERS OF 2EGGS
Shortcuts:
• EGGIQ – EGG IN QUESTION
• EGG – USELY OVAL SHAPED OBJECT THAT IS EATABLE
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